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Female Armor BINGO ver. 1.1 (dowloadable PDF) by OzzieScribbler Female Armor BINGO ver. 1.1 (dowloadable PDF) by OzzieScribbler

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Edit 1 March 2015: Bingo got an update! Now the main file is version 1.1!
Version 1.0 is still available here in scraps.
The PDF file contains both version 1.1 and 1.0 (second page).
SHARE and read breakdown of all the squares HERE ON TUMBLR!Tumblr Social Smiley 

As a special present for my Bikini Armor Battle Damage blog's first anniversary, I present to you: Female Armor BINGO!

Use as a reference to quantify how ridiculous a female armor is.

For the record: the game refers to the context of wearing skimpy "armors" for battle (any other context, like cosplay, is excluded).

When using the bingo card, PLEASE stick to the Rules and Terms. Here's an excerpt from the rules:

These cards are intended only for personal use. If you wish to use them commercially or incorporate them or a derivative product into a commercial product - please contact Ozzie Scribbler on Tumblr or DeviantArt.

You’re free to use the Female Armor Bingo and the Rhertoric Edition card to critique, snark, assess or judge any commercial creative works intended for mainstream consumption. However, please assure you do not alter them in any way that obscures or removes credit from the original creators.

If you share your marked up bingo cards on Tumblr we encourage you to tag them with “female armor bingo” so that we can find them.

Blank Female Armor Bingo cards are NOT public domain or have Creative Commons license.

Do not distribute blank bingo cards by starting a new post, emailing them out, rehosting them or otherwise setting them up in a location away from Bikini Armor Battle Damage.  If you wish to share them with other people please use thumbnails and links to the cards at either Bikini Armor Battle Damage on Tumblr (Rhetoric Edition) or Ozzie Scribbler (Rhetoric Edition) on DeviantArt.

And now the game has a spinoff: Female Armor Rhetoric BINGO!
Female Armor BINGO (dowloadable PDF) by OzzieScribbler Female Armor Rhetoric BINGO (PDF) by OzzieScribbler

Note: Version 1.0 still available in scraps:
Female Armor BINGO ver. 1.0 by OzzieScribbler 

Designed in CorelDraw by yours truly

Special thanks to everyone who agreed to consult me in creating this game! Ami from eschergirls, Tica from repair-her-armorRyan ‘Jabberwock’ C., Jenny Islander and many of my friends who want to remain unnamed. Your revisions were a big help!

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Son-Neko Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Professional Filmographer
So Many Bingos, I can't lose!
Zerion Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
I needed this! Thanks.
ChristinneBlacker Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Professional Photographer
LOL! So true! :) Well done. 
xela975 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student General Artist
there a guy version?
OzzieScribbler Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Professional General Artist
No. Male armor doesn't have such problems (or any comparable ones).
xela975 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student General Artist
hm good point 
mecha-ghost Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
funny, I'll admit my guilt when it comes to this sort of thing. But I'll say this, If i ever employ this trope I would lampshade the hell out of it.
ivankun Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
hehe ... I remember how to put on the main character fanfic armor bikini I had to write more than one page studies and follow them throughout history until the end of the story.
you have great closing arguments probably 90% of the opposite side of the argument. Nice when someone so interested in the topic of women's armor.
and yet armor bikini may be justified. Rare but can.
Thanks for a fun table)
ReyRay Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*slow clap*
I'm so tired of seeing this awesome super badass male armor in games, and then seeing it on my female character and.... automatic boob windows and a school girl skirt! :D

At least I can find peace of mind in the fact that the moment anyone dumb enough to strut into battle in that like they're on a catwalk, it's sure fire that their panty-shot buns are gonna be dead!
Phoenix-Fightmaster Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist
This is why I default to sorceress.

waterdrop64 Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
Oh wow look I checked off every square yay.
FunnyWarfare Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh hey one bingo... It's scary how right you are, I was checking my guild wars 2 norn warrior and noticed how the armor designers managed to make a thong visible through all that metal and other fabrics :D
JacksKennedy Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
anyone know where i canfind good armor desgns for women googleand this site are not helping my search
JacksKennedy Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
after 2 hours of searching i found nothing even remotely close to how helpful these are thank you so much 
iBlue-Potato Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
whats an underboob
OzzieScribbler Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Professional General Artist
A stupid costume design trope when the lower part of boobs is not held or covered by anything, but the boobs do not dangle and there are no nip slips.

TL;DR: Violation of boob physics.
You can look up explanations and breakdown for every square here on tumblr Tumblr Social Smiley 
iBlue-Potato Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh!!! iseee xD

is it like the kill la kill costume?
OzzieScribbler Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Professional General Artist
Yes, exactly!

Kill la Kill is a combo breaker in this game :D
DarkElixir Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Glad to see my OC doesn't even get a square in this game.
Quezecotyl Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Yes! That's what I was thinking, too. :D
noneoyobisness Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
If you play this with your favorites or your art and you get bingo, it isn't winning, it's losing.  Pretty sure I lost   XD
JFSOCC Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
way too accurate
chloe-deviant Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
Soooo much respect for you. :highfive: Congrats on this going pretty viral!
OzzieScribbler Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Professional General Artist
Thank you! Frankly don't know what to think of this virality thing, considering I found out in the middle of the night that at least five geek sites, including popular ones like Kotaku and MarySue published those cards in their entirety, got ad revenue for the articles and never contacted me about it. Had to personally contact every one of them about it and ask to remove the images, as that infringes my copyright.

Fortunately everyone adhered to my request, but some made weird answers, suggesting first that there's some "news value" to my work that makes it fair use or that I, by putting credit on those bingo cards, encourage sharing of the images around the internet (I do, but not for commercial purposes!). Someone else tried to put the onus on me by claiming I didn't left any instructions for use (which I will write down today).
As is "contact the authors before publishing their work and respect their copyrights" didn't go without saying.
PKBitchGirl Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
Thigh high boots, high heels and boob window - that would be Ashley "you won't catch me dead in light armour, you can't outrun bullets" Williams' default battle outfit in Mass Effect 3
purp1ehazze Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
Oh no! this really says something about me. All I can see now is cleavage, high heels, bare back and thong.  I guess I spent too much time imagining Serana, Leliana, and Isabela.....
I feel dirty,  because now they are all just bare :(
jakemoomoocow Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
This made me feel awkward, I did this on all my (female)mains.

League of legends: poppy(no helm)
the secret world: bwitty (zero checked)
SSBB: shiek ( no helm)
magic the gather: nova chaser(metal worn directly on bare skin...i guess)
warhammer 40k: inquisitor(zero checked)

Then i looked at the most popular of my friends

plays tara online:(check freaking everything)
league of legends: Miss fortune, sejuwani , jinx, riven...(all checks)
tekken 6 and blazeblue: all the females! all the checks!

FrikimanH Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I find a problem with this bingo. I think you can cross half the squares just by watching Kill la Kill. That's way too easy.
OzzieScribbler Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Professional General Artist
Why are you blaming the bingo on having "a problem" rather than Kill la Kill? :P
FrikimanH Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Good point! But it's still a game breaker nevertheless. Look at this:… Only one minute and I already striked a whole row. In fact, I'm playing this with a friend and we've both agreed not to use Kill la Kill. It feels like cheating.
OzzieScribbler Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Professional General Artist
I think the Internet at large, including Kill la Kill fandom, agrees that the show is pretty much designed as a game-breaker for this bingo (and no, I didn't rig the game to suit Kill la Kill in particular, those tropes are just that pervasive).
The issue of fandom trying to justify those outfits though, that's a concern of the second bingo...
griffinlady Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Excellent points :D the biggest challenge I've found on my MMORPG has been finding the least most practical outfits for my character *eye roll* The best is skin tight... or worst a dress and high heels... which for a practical purposes if you're riding a horse could get you dragged to death. :P
Tammiejjj Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Haha, thanks for this, had too laugh :D
rbingham2000 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
I tend to frown upon things like bikini armor -- the only major time that would be appropriate for a guy, let alone a girl, would be in testosterone-laden sword-and-sorcery and gladiator stuff anyway. That said, I prefer my characters' battle armor to both provide adequate protection and look fucking badass. Skyrim is mostly cool about this, though there are exceptions (Aela's Ancient Nord Armor, anyone?).
Jackobi Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I DESPISE my community of fantasy enthusiasts and their obsession with making women's equipment look completely impractical, utterly ridiculous and generally sexist.
dreameroftheblue Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aaand now we wait for the butthurt males to respond. :evillaugh:
Goha7777 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
The second bingo submission already got some.
PetiteBubu Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Muahahah, I'm making the best laughs! 
Nathiest Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
It's called FANTASY for a reason.
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